Shipping policy
716 Upper River Drift
Yeah, yeah — we know you needed it yesterday. Here's the deal.
Processing time:2–5 days
Your shirt doesn't exist yet. We make it when you order it. That's the whole thing.
Shipping time: 3–7 days
US only. The boat moves faster, but UPS has its own timeline. Realistically, you're looking at...5–12 business days
Tracking: We'll shoot you a tracking number once it ships. Check your email — yes, even the spam folder.
Shipping Cost: Calculated at checkout based on where you're dropping anchor. We don't make money on shipping; we hate surprises as much as you do.
It's Not Our Fault: If UPS loses it, a nor'easter blows through, or you typed the wrong address — that one's on you (or them). Not us. We printed the thing and handed it off.
Heads up — around the holiday's things get weird. Give it a little extra time and maybe don't order your cousin's Christmas gift on December 20th.
716Upperriverdrift@gmail.com